February 2010
100 posts
January 2010
80 posts
OMG TUMBLARITY IS COMING BACK IN 3 DAYS, READ! →
jamie-ftw:
diagnonsense:
caseyandhearts:
saturnrings:
bigbrat:
nyred:
samdesantis:
urmum:
luccyyy:
theselipsbelongtosomeelse:
(via luccyyy)
OMFG, I HAD A HEARTATTACK
aha, i know right. i paniced when i found out how hard it was gonna be to get tumblarity.
it had better not start at zero.
noooooo
OMFG I HATE YOU ALL
DEAD, I HATE THAT SHIT!
I think I pissed my...
“I’m not upset that they put a pickle in my room, I’m upset that they wasted the...”
– When I grow up I want to be Snooki (via callerfifteen) (via ryanzor)
Attention Teenage Girl Morons:
aleini:
californiacornbread:
Please, do me a favor - stop being so motherfucking retarded. I know what flowers look like. I’m familiar with what a cupcake is. And trust me, I know what naked people look like. I’ve seen more naked tattooed women than a Suicide Girls photographer. You’re not showing me anything I’m not already familiar with.
Also - your stupid Formspring responses are the most...
ARIIIISTOCATS ARISTOCATS...
(802): the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
(619): you assured me you’d make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i feel like i have to say this again
i do not date in high school, i think dating is high school is dumb and pointless, i’d rather do whatever i pleased without having a label on me as taken or single, i mingle all day every day, also i do not date long distance, no that sucks i dont date and i wont date you long distance, ok cool.
(609): shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
THIIIIIIIS cept i dont get sweaty...
(906): I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
(613): So, right as I’m cumming, I pull out and go “PYEW PYEW” like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
(401): after I pulled back my foreskin she said, “cool like a transformer”. I really like her now.
(925): It’s really too bad Cosmo doesn’t have “What To Do When You’ve Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn’t Text You Back” article.
i tried to make pancakes and burnt 5 of them, my...
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